'So...yea...Mandy's are a no go...' I say also laughing at the whole thing.
'Oh ....my personal favorite was Officer Cockstain McAssFucker' I start dying laughing also.
*My radio comes to life. We both instantly stop laughing and are quiet as if we were programmed to do so, like robots.*
"EMS needs assistance. Possible firearm displayed 13 September st. No further" the dispatcher says.
We instinctively both get up in unison, and hastily throw our food into the to-go bag and quickly make our way out of the restaurant.