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#1 F.Garcia

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 03:48 AM

*my cellphone is a nokia 3310*

Sitting at the bar alone playing snake. Cellphone rings.
"what?"
Chatter
"you don't say"
"sounds like the day has come they need us again."
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
Que music
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Ewan and papa Franku are back baby


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#2 E.Raven

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Posted 21 August 2017 - 01:54 PM


Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems.






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PLEASE BUY A PANCAKE BREAKFAST TICKET


#3 E.Raven

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:11 AM

I call Frank's cell phone and I hear the Tellitubbies theme song as his ringback tone. 


Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems.






#GEGFDMAFIA


PLEASE SUPPORT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT


PLEASE BUY A PANCAKE BREAKFAST TICKET


#4 F.Garcia

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:14 AM

HELLO? I think i'm going deaf and forget Ewan is sitting next to me, and may be going into mild shock from the vasodilation caused by the large amount of viagra lowering my blood pressure even though we're sitting right next to eachother


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#5 E.Raven

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 12:15 AM

Oh shit you're right here. Hey ese do you wanna get some mexicana food-o?


Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems.






#GEGFDMAFIA


PLEASE SUPPORT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT


PLEASE BUY A PANCAKE BREAKFAST TICKET





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