*Pulling up to where I told the complainant to meet me I see no one.*
"206 County. Can you give a callback. I have nothing showing here."
'My Fellow Americans!'
*I look through the passenger window and see a college age kid wearing a bill clinton mask giving me a full frontal.*
"206 got the perp. North 5th and Newport. In front of the college main entrance."
*I throw the door open to the car and approach him. I keep my hand on my taser*
'Stay right there I just want to talk to you,'
*He bolts. As he runs off I see another college kid holding a professional grade camera filming.*
'Hashtag Grad dares.' He says into the camera as he tries to take off following him.
*I grab him by his shoulder stopping him*
Kid 'Dude what the fuck? We were just about to go viral.'
'The hell you are.'
"206 County Perp fled northbound. I have one accomplice under."
'Let me go asshole. Don't you have black kids to kill?'
'You realize that I have the power to charge you with a misdemeanor if I see fit. Turn your camera off.'
*He places the camera on the ground. Using my boot I face it away.*
'Put your hands behind your back.'
*I pull my cuffs out and cuff and search him. Grabbing the camera and him by the cuffs we walk over to the caprice.*
'I could charge you with being a criminal nuisance in the second degree. Right now the footage is being held as evidence. And I have another unit on the way for your friend. Any idea where he may have run off to?'
'Ok Not willing to cooperate. That will look great for the DA'