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#1 E.Raven

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Posted 30 July 2018 - 09:21 PM

Somehow I stumble my way onto the set of the local TV news site along with Frank
 

I steal the microphone from the blonde news reporter, everyone else is so shocked that they don't do anything.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we're all fucked." I say as I take a leak on live TV. 


Our department takes 1,120 calls every day. Do you know how many of the calls the public expects perfection on? 1,120. Nobody calls the fire department and says, 'Send me two dumb-ass firemen in a pickup truck.' In three minutes they want five brain-surgeon decathlon champions to come and solve all their problems.






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#2 F.Garcia

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Posted 30 July 2018 - 09:28 PM

I'm there in a pink mankini playing my male stripper mix, grab the blonde news reporter, and start dancing on live tv right behind ewan taking a leak.

 

suddenly my song comes on :


#GEGFDMAFIA





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