Man up pussy. How are you going to make it to the pancake breakfast?
This is precisely the sort of things that really chaps my ass. "Man up pussy"? What does that mean? Is that anything like "Man overboard" or "Man on fire"? It is exactly this kind of degenerate comma abuse that creates the confusion between, "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse." Please use commas!