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#57058 Call Suggestion Thread

Posted by E.Raven on 30 August 2017 - 05:07 PM

More pancake breakfasts

#56960 Who are those buttholes?

Posted by E.Raven on 22 August 2017 - 08:33 PM

Hey guys and girls!

You may have noticed a recent change in dynamic in the past few days which for some of you may be met with cheers, cries, confusion, and anger. I want to take a second and somewhat formally introduce myself. I'm Ewan Raven, if you've been around for a while the name will probably bring about a laugh or a smile, if you're new and haven't had the opportunity to meet a legend then you're probably thinking "Who in the world is this guy and why is he dumb?" 


Myself and Garcia were in a way asked to come back, and we agreed to. However when we logged into our accounts we found only but a shell of what remained of the time honored cluster that was ERT, which didn't really sit well with some people and I understand that. We both are extremely capable public safety members in the real world who have been doing this for a living, and by some poor decision we train people in the real world as well.We are going to be here for a while, until we either fix things, or until we decide it's not funny anymore. We have also brought in old players who are now also slaving away in a career in safety, and we even brought in an actual (kind of) doctor to help get things moving. 


You will see us mess around a lot, but that's because this is a wonderful carefree place that we want you to enjoy, and we just have a unique way of doing these things. Please bear with us. 



#56907 LOA Russo - Medical

Posted by E.Raven on 21 August 2017 - 01:53 PM

Man up pussy. How are you going to make it to the pancake breakfast? 

#56895 Everyday Carry Items For 2017

Posted by E.Raven on 20 August 2017 - 04:56 AM

Lots and lots of salt. Metaphorically. Not literally


Don't forget zoloft and alcohol. Everything else is optional. 

#56893 Can we have an annual ERT pancake breakfast?

Posted by E.Raven on 20 August 2017 - 04:55 AM

I fear electric shocks to my nipples. Do you fight that for free?

#56886 Random Facts about yourself

Posted by E.Raven on 20 August 2017 - 04:02 AM


Lets bring this back shall we?!


  1. I am an Emergency Medical Technician and Emergency Medical Dispatcher as well as a peace officer and certified 911 operator
  2. With the exception of my first car (Which I never got off the road) all of my cars have been retired police cars.
  3. One of my lifetime goals is to visit all 50 states. Right now I have been to 20.
  4. One of my other lifetime goals is to restore a vintage NYPD car.
  5. I wear glasses all the time. During daylight my eyes tend to be sensitive to the sun so I generally wear prescription ray ban sunglasses.
  6. My current cars are a 2007 Ford expedition with red lights and a siren. My other car is a 2006 CVPI (The best car I have ever owned).
  7. The ambulance service I work at now once fired me years ago and then hired me back as a supervisor.
  8. Most of my best stories start with "This one time in Newark..." Or "When I was working on the road..."
  9. I once drifted a 12 passenger police van



#41380 Significant Incidents In Your Area...

Posted by E.Raven on 24 February 2014 - 02:10 AM


#40570 Discussion Regarding Spelling & Grammar.

Posted by E.Raven on 22 January 2014 - 01:50 PM

What errors are in my post?


Just remember if I really don't like you I won't talk to you.



#28487 Temp 1 Week Loa

Posted by E.Raven on 05 February 2013 - 11:52 PM

Need some time to get back on my feet in life. Also have staff obligations elsewhere on the internet. Be out one week tops. If I'm any longer someone remind me. Thanks.

#25652 Need Some Help With A Decision!

Posted by E.Raven on 18 December 2012 - 12:07 AM

Neither get this: http://www.amazon.co...=I13XSR6YDXY8HZ

iPads are just expensive pieces of machinery that make you look like an idiot that spnt too much money on something that isn't that great.

#25152 Ert S.w.a.t. Team

Posted by E.Raven on 10 December 2012 - 12:04 AM

#24806 E R T Memes

Posted by E.Raven on 04 December 2012 - 02:19 AM

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#24272 E R T Memes

Posted by E.Raven on 28 November 2012 - 01:19 AM

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#24077 E R T Memes

Posted by E.Raven on 25 November 2012 - 12:43 AM

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#23885 E R T Memes

Posted by E.Raven on 22 November 2012 - 01:26 AM

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